Cum One, Cum All (or up to 100 of you anyway), and join the most epic Eurohash Post-Lube in the history of Eurohash Post-Lubes!
You are hereby cordially invited to join Sloppy Stool as he attempts to return to his safe space on the river after Eurohash by taking the same train journey through central and eastern Europe that he's taking to GET to Eurohash, this time departing from Bucharest and stopping in Sighisoara, Arad, Budapest, Bratislava, Brno, and finally Prague for a final Sloppy Adventure of the summer!
The itinerary is as follows;
Day One: Meet in Bucharest - Take the train to Sighisoara, where we'll have a Hash Pub Crawl and Dinner. We'll try to stop somewhere on the way for lunch too.
Day Two: Train to Arad - Hash Trail, Lunch and Dinner.
Day Three: Morning train to Budapest - Hash Trail, Lunch and Dinner.
Day Four: Morning train to Bratislava - Hash Trail, Lunch and Dinner.
Day Five: Morning train to Brno - Hash Trail, Lunch and Dinner.
Day Six: Morning train to Prague - Lunch, Dinner, and Pub Crawl.
Day Seven: Hash Trail in Prague, including Lunch and final Dinner
Day Eight: It's really past time that Sloppy at least should fuck off home!
We might also have a light lunch BEFORE the trail in some places, depending on arrival time and how people feel :-)
This, as always, is the MOST important question. The total cost for the whole journey is 1200 Euros, or 150 Euros per day. This is for as near to an all-inclusive trip as I can possibly make it when setting prices this far in advance!
We'll meet in the morning on Monday 16th August to take a train to Sighisoara. On the way we'll try to stop off in another city for lunch, before continuing to Sighisoara, to hopefully arrive at an early enough time to have a hash trail.
Failing that we'll have a pub crawl and dinner, before heading to bed to prepare for the next day.
1 night in Sighisoara, 1 in Arad, 1 in Budapest, 1 in Bratislava, 1 in Brno, and 2 in Prague. This will be 3 and 4 star hotels, with an aim to have a maximum 2 people people per room (hopefully)
All your beer, wine and softies will be covered throughout - this includes hash trail drinks, hash train drinks, drinks with lunch and dinner, and more besides. It doesn't include hotel minibars!
7 x lunch, 7 x dinner, plus train snacks. Probably not late night kebabs when you get lost and are trying to find the way home somewhere. Unless I'm with you, then anything is possible!
Your train tickets will be covered, and there will be group tickets on all trains so we'll all be together - making each train a party train! There are six trains in total, the longest around 6 hours.
Almost certainly a special Sloppy shirt, plus some other goodies that will be decided closer to the time - hats, backpacks, sunglasses, and other things are all possible! Maybe even some Sloppy Booze!
But you should already be there for Eurohash unless you're a moron :-)
We'll have two nights in Prague at the end of the trip, after that I can recommend places for you to stay if you want to do so but my responsibility will officially end there!
This is, of course, a Eurohash POSTLUBE. But it doesn't include the cost of Eurohash - that's on you I'm afraid.
Once the final night in Prague is done it's on you to get home. While I can maybe help with recommendations depending on where you're going next, I'm not going to pay your flights to anywhere!
I know you guys are crafty and always looking for a loophole, so if it isn't listed I'm not paying! This definitely includes strip clubs and karaoke bars and the likes!
We'll meet in the morning on Monday 16th August to take a train to Sighisoara. On the way we'll try to stop off in another city for lunch, before continuing to Sighisoara, to hopefully arrive at an early enough time to have a hash trail.
Failing that we'll have a pub crawl and dinner, before heading to bed to prepare for the next day.
On 17th August we'll take a train from Sighisoara to Arad, where we'll check into our hotel before heading out for a short hash trail. After that there will be time to freshen up before the evening dinner.
On 18th August we'll take the train from Arad to Budapest, and finally escape from the clutches of Romania. Once there we'll again have a hash trail, before hopefully meeting up with some Budapest Hashers for dinner and drinks in the evening!
From one capital city to another - 19th August will see us take the train to Slovakia and Bratislava, scene of many previous Sloppy adventures. Once again we'll look to have a trail once we've dropped bags off at the hotel, before dinner and a night of fun drinking, with maybe a pub crawl thrown in if there are any locals around to help lead!
Time for the final border crossing, as a short trip across the border will see us reach Brno on 20th August. We'll have another fun trail, and a fantastic group dinner in the evening, where we might just have a whole restaurant to ourselves for shenanigans!
21st August will be the final train journey, from Brno to Prague. Once we get there people can have the afternoon to explore before we have dinner and a pub crawl in the evening.
Join Sloppy on what he considers to be the best trail he ever set in Prague as a final day of fun on the trip. Lunch will be included on trail, and afterwards we'll have a final group dinner in one of Sloppy's all time favourite Prague restaurants, before retiring to his local pub for one last evening of shenanigans!
After two days in Prague, and three weeks of shenanigans, it will be way past time for Sloppy to fuck off home and see if he still has a girlfriend, and you will all be kindly invited to do the same!
You will need to check out of the hotel (unless you decide to stay longer on your own dime), and Sloppy will wish you all a great time until the next shenaniganza!
