I want to hitchhike from Paris to Monaco and stop along the way to eat a late dinner on a farm with happy lovers and fresh milk. I want to feel the thunder rising from the ground as 12 bulls scuttle by in Pamplona.

I want to taste foods from Michelin-starred restaurants I can’t afford: Restaurant Le Meurice the next time I’m in Paris; Masa the next time I’m in New York with those friends who are never too busy.

I want to know chefs by their first names, and make cakes with laughing old women who never wrote down recipes. I want a loaf of good bread from a Spanish bakery to dip in oils from an Italian oil maker, and I want a bottle of good wine that isn’t for dessert. Then I want four more. I want Vodka with no chaser from a woman named Natasha, and Tequila with two worms; one for me and one for my drinking buddy.

I want summer’s night and the coolness of a distressed hardwood floor on my toes, thighs, belly and cheek. I want deep south winters and the warmth of a lover pressed to me. More Nina Simone covers by jazz bands on a stage in Montreal. I want to stand at the pinnacle and look over the edge and laugh as loud as I can for as long as I can at absolutely nothing.

Stand ankle deep in the Pacific with the sunshine slowly slumping into my beard, then my collarbone, then my bellybutton. Drift a canal. Stand in The Door of No Return in the House of Slaves. Run the wall. Climb the mountain. Find the bones of century old lovers. 

And I want you with me in the world. We'll toast to the years, to the laughs, and the gods. 

Dear Travelers: 

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(I will not be answering questions you can find here)

Where: It's a Secret. (Find Out One Week Before)

PASSPORT REQUIRED. VISA NOT REQUIRED

VOUCHERS NOT ACCEPTED FOR THIS TRIP

Who's Coming: I only allow positive energy and amazing attitudes, so you don't have to worry about the folks who love to ruin other folks' trips with with negativity. A bunch of dope folks coming together. 

What Is It: A true adventure. We're exploring a beautiful stretch of land, dipping our toes in the waters, setting our eyes on the horizons, talking to strangers, running in the rain, and eating with wolves.  Sometimes, it's actually grabbing ice cream in some hole-in-the-wall behind a church in Strasbourg, France. You never know. Either way, you should be there. 

Departure Cities: NYC, DC, ATL | Other Cities May Be Available - ASK

Price: $2222. (Payment Plan Available - Over 7 Months)

Included In Price: Airfare To & From Destination | Lodging

Baggage Policy: No More Than 22lbs.